What Four: Family Fruitcake Frenzy - Margaret Lashley

What Four: Family Fruitcake Frenzy

What Four: Family Fruitcake Frenzy

Most Definitely Contains Nuts.

What Four: Family Fruitcake Frenzy is a satirical look at something we've all come to love and dread -- spending time with our nutcase relatives during the holidays. It's told through the eyes of Val, a middle-aged woman who can't escape her redneck roots, no matter how far out on a limb she climbs.

All Val wants is a quiet holiday away from her oddball family. But that just ain't gonna happen. When Val and her boyfriend Tom travel to Hicksville, they find the annual "Family Fruitcake" competition already well underway. And there’s more than a few fruits and nuts in the running. But the biggest contest is between Val and her mom.  As their battle of wills heats up, unexpected ingredients get thrown into both women’s batter. It may be time to call in a game warden…. Who'll win? Who'll get their just desserts? And will Val’s half-baked family finally prove too much for Tom to handle, or will he rise to the occasion?

Treat yourself to What Four today, it's book four in the Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures series. An Amazon #1 Best Seller in Amateur Sleuths, Cozy Mystery, Humor & Satire, Women's Detective Fiction, Comedy, Humorous Dark Comedy, Men, Women & Relationships Humor, and Love, Sex & Marriage Humor!

 

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"I have NEVER related to a character more than I related to Val in this story. I laughed, and cried, until tears ran down my cheeks."
"This book did not disappoint! In a style much like Janet Evanovich, her characters leave you laughing out loud and find you wishing to meet them."
"I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Val's mother and aunts are hoots. People, you've got to read this book! What a great way to end the year, with laughter."
"This author has a zany and wonderful way with words. Very cleverly written but thoughtful as well. Her characters were amazing."
"From nutty cuz’s to old friends and family, the ride is great fun."
"It doesn't get much better than this. Another crazy romp through Val land."
"It is so funny I could not put it down."
"Laughed out loud through so much of the story...because the crazy things that happen to Val and her pals are just too fantastic!"
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About the Book

“I have NEVER related to a character more than I related to Val in this story.”
“Just when you think Val's family couldn't get any crazier, it does!”

Most Definitely Contains Nuts

All Val Fremden wanted was a quiet holiday away from her oddball family. But that just ain’t gonna happen.

When Val and her boyfriend arrive at her mother’s “country estate” in Hicksville, Florida, the annual family fruitcake competition is well underway. And there’s more than a few fruits and nuts in the running.

But the biggest contest is between Val and her mom. As their battle of wills heats up, unexpected ingredients get thrown into both women’s batter. It may be time to call the law – or at least a referee.

Who will come out on top? Who will get their just desserts? And will Val’s half-baked family turn out to be too much for Tom to handle, or will he rise to the occasion?

Going home for the holidays is a mixed bag for many. What Four celebrates the universal love-hate relationships we all have with our relatives. Even at the best of times, our families leave us teetering on the edge of pride and embarrassment. This double-edged sword cuts clean to the bone, exposing how far we’ve come — and how far we have yet to go — on our struggles to be our authentic selves.

If you like deeply flawed characters and laugh-out-loud situations, the Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures are for you! Get set for a wickedly witty slide down the social ladder with a surprising cast of unexpected misfits …

Read this Humorous Women’s Fiction/Cozy Mystery Series if You Love:
🤣 Laugh-Out-Loud Humor and Hijinks
🔥 Bungling, Hair-on-Fire Heroines
👵 Empowering Grandmother Figures
🏡 Small-Town Secrets
👯 Ride-or-Die Best Friends
⚖️ Later-in-Life Reinvention
🌊 Small Coastal Town Settings
🎭 Found Family of Kooky Characters
💔 A Tease of Romance

If you adore cozy, women-centric mysteries like Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum or Helen Fielding's Bridget Jones, you'll probably find yourself resonating with Val Fremden, too. She's a lovable, bungling mess who's a bit older, a tad more jaded, and a ton more experienced in big-time failure. Life’s been tough for Val. Still, she always manages to find her way with sardonic humor and an intrepid spirit. A gin and tonic now and then helps, too.

Treat yourself to What Four today, it's book four in the Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures series. An Amazon #1 Best Seller in Amateur Sleuths, Cozy Mystery, Humor & Satire, Women's Detective Fiction, Comedy, Humorous Dark Comedy, Men, Women & Relationships Humor, and Love, Sex & Marriage Humor!

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Series: Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures, Book 4
Genre: Humorous Mystery
Tag: Kindle Unlimited
ASIN: B075FS6ZKZ
ISBN: 9780998580968
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