Val Fremden Merchandise
Now you can buy merchandise inspired by your favorite quirky heroine! Click on a product to order yours from Zazzle.
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Ape Shift Two-Toned Coffee Mug
$16.85
Have coffee with a furry friend! (Or maybe a beer?) 😉
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Coaster Set Val Fremden
$8.10
It's a six-piece reusable coaster set! Get your party started with Val!
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Coffee Mug Val
$16.85
It's coffee time with Val, this time without the cocktail. Let Val put a smile on your face first thing in the morning, or all day long!
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Gray T-Shirt
$19.40
“Crap on a Cracker”works for any occasion or situation! And when Val says it, it's always the perfect fit!
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Large Coffee Mug
$16.85
Have coffee with a friend! (Or a gin and tonic … no judging!) Let Val get your day off to a great start. Crap on a Cracker!
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Pillow, Decorative Two-Sided Val Throw Pillow
$34.50
Have it both ways! This pretty, two-sided decorative throw pillow shows Val both with and without a cocktail…depending on your mood. Party central or nighty-night, it's always Crap on a Cracker time!
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Refrigerator Magnet Val Fremden
$3.95
With Val keeping watch over your refrigerator, you never have to eat alone again! And what's even better, she always leaves the light on for you. 😉
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Val T-Shirt 3/4 Sleeve
$26.35
Wear it like you mean it! Crap on a cracker isn't just a saying. It's a lifestyle! Let Val do the talking and be the hit of your next gathering!
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